Re: Good charcoal grill
 

i think what he's saying is that if you don't use a charcoal grill, not only will your food be ruined, but it will be like a goddamn starburst commercial right in your yard. we're talking about the juice becoming loose at tsunami proportions.

i've also heard that similarly unpleasant and epic hijinx will ensue if you, say, use an electric razor or drive a car with an automatic transmission.