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lautzutao 10-05-2005 06:12 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!)
 
God I love .5/1 Be sure to note the 5 coldcallers [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (13.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds.

Turn: (12.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

River: (15.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 18.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd Kh (three of a kind, kings).
UTG+1 has 7d Ah (two pair, aces and sevens).
MP1 has 9s Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 18.25 BB. </font>

Paxosmotic 10-05-2005 06:25 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
There are currently 2 Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] hands on page 1 of this forum that are either misplayed or getting bad advice. Are flush draws really this difficult? Also, is it wrong that I watch Mean Girls for sexual pleasure?

AlmightyJay 10-05-2005 07:01 AM

Really strange hand
 
This hand simply baffled me. I don't get the action at all.

Absolute Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 3-bets</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls, SB calls.

Flop: (18 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP3 calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP3 calls, SB calls.

River: (13.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Final Pot: 17.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Qh Qs (one pair, queens).
MP3 has Kh 7d (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins 17.50 BB. </font>

Obliky 10-05-2005 07:01 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!)
 
Check out Villian's amazing pre-flop and flop calls...

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, MP3 folds.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has 2h 8h (a flush, queen high.)
Hero has Ts Ad (two pairs, aces and sevens.)
Button wins 10.25 BB.
</font>

lautzutao 10-05-2005 07:08 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
[ QUOTE ]
There are currently 2 Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] hands on page 1 of this forum that are either misplayed or getting bad advice. Are flush draws really this difficult? Also, is it wrong that I watch Mean Girls for sexual pleasure?

[/ QUOTE ]

Then tell us how it's done O' great one [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I posted my thoughts on them, if my thoughts are wrong tell me why in the post, not in the NC thread.

Paxosmotic 10-05-2005 07:14 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There are currently 2 Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] hands on page 1 of this forum that are either misplayed or getting bad advice. Are flush draws really this difficult? Also, is it wrong that I watch Mean Girls for sexual pleasure?

[/ QUOTE ]

Then tell us how it's done O' great one [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I posted my thoughts on them, if my thoughts are wrong tell me why in the post, not in the NC thread.

[/ QUOTE ]
Check your AQs thread. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

10-05-2005 08:24 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
[ QUOTE ]
There are currently 2 Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] hands on page 1 of this forum that are either misplayed or getting bad advice. Are flush draws really this difficult? Also, is it wrong that I watch Mean Girls for sexual pleasure?

[/ QUOTE ]

over who? lindsey aint that good imo

Highn 10-05-2005 11:29 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
<font color="white"> advanced sarcasm warning! </font>
Hi everyone I'm a real good limit player I rule at 5c/10c full ring on pokerstars (over 11bb/100 on a 5.7k sample size). Now I know 5.7k is a really small sample but I am probably THE best limit player on pokerstars, should I move up?

Sightless 10-05-2005 11:38 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
MP calls, Button calls, Hero completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (16 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

River: (14 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results
Hero has 9s 8s (one pair, eights).
BB has Ah 3h (one pair, threes).
UTG doesn't show.
MP has 7c 8d (one pair, eights).
Button has As Js (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB.

Obliky 10-05-2005 11:39 AM

Re: Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here
 
[ QUOTE ]
I am probably THE best limit player on pokerstars

[/ QUOTE ]

No your not...i am. Everyone knows that! Duh..


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