Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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[censored] his wife?

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FYP

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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[censored] His Wife

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Better!

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

I really wouldn't have to do anything, she would kick his ass before I had a chance.

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

A verbal insult generally wont be a good enough comeback here.
Even if you think of a good one, chances are it wont make your wife feel better. And if you come up with a lame one, you just look like a bigger tool.

Take the high road, and let everyone see him as an abusive jerk.

Then slash his tires.

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

I think a "Who asked you you piece of [censored]?" would be good.

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

Return to his house at night and strangle his family.

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

The non-violent answer is to burn his house down.

This way no one gets hurt and you've made your point. Just make sure any pets in the house are let free.

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

I'd ask him what kind of dickless piece of [censored] feels the need to insult women he doesn't know?

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

Swede

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

challenge him to a heads up no-limit poker match.