Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

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1. Dont hook up with other dudes girlfriends, especially big dudes girlfriends
2. Don't open the door

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3. Don't repeatedly use "said someone" in your writing.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Unfortuanatly, all my intellegence fails me when it comes to fights. I CAN'T walk away from a fight. I fight and die. Honor and Glory.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

I was thinking crawl into her pooper if you are sticking there anyway...

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

When he comes in and says "What the hell's going on in here" you say "I was [censored] the [censored] out of your girlfriend, man, what do you think I was doing?"

He'll fly right by. Yeeeeehaw, Jester's dead.

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5th floor apartment during said sex

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Just put your pizza man outfit back on...you had to get back to Domino's anyway.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Crawl up into a ball and start crying. A lot of yelling stupid things while crying that can't be put together will add to it all.

Then when he tries to calm you down, drop some kind of bomb on him such as :

1)Your mother, father, sister, brother (or whoever) died.
2)Your girlfriend dumped you.
3)You attempted to kill yourself.

He won't think anything was going on other than his girlfriend trying to console you.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

I am ashamed at OOT.

Tell the bitch gimme your scarf, pillowcase, and rope
Tie scarf on face
Tie chick up
Gag chick's mouth with pillowcase
Pull out your gun
Answer door
Make dude pull mad Gs out of floor

2 words. I'm gone

Courtesy of Chris Wallace, aka Notorious B.I.G.

Easy question. Got anything harder?

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

pretend you're gay? squeeze your way through the door as he walks in?

then, take some self defense courses if you're dumb enough to screw gals with boyfreinds at their place (take them to a motel, dummy!). but don't feel bad, everyone has to learn this one once.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

smear feces all over your naked body and run toward him with open arms

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

SIIHP and all that crap is funny.

but the only way i see myself getting way is yelling something like "POLICE!" at the door before you open it and sprint as fast as you can past him. And if your slow... natural selection.