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Claunchy 08-31-2005 11:34 AM

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Turn off his phone. Tell him you did so because it rang 4 times while he was away. Politely introduce yourself if you haven't already done so.

If it's easy (and you know how to do it quickly) then just silence the phone instead.

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That or if his phone is locked, leave a post-it note asking him to turn it down when he gets back.

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Where the hell do you two get off giving sound, rational advice on OOT?

Shajen had it right the first time; peeing in his shoes is the clear choice.

IndieMatty 08-31-2005 11:34 AM

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Make fun of him.

wh1t3bread 08-31-2005 11:34 AM

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Go to his desk and switch the "N" and the "M" keys on his keyboard. The frustration that ensues will not only be hilarious to witness but also might lead to him destroying some of his property (perhaps his cell phone?).

jakethebake 08-31-2005 11:37 AM

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I mean, you just got back from vegas, I know you're blasting vileness.

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And if not, you can always make a trip to Taco Bell. I think Grill'd Stuff't Burrito would help in this spot!

ThaSaltCracka 08-31-2005 11:38 AM

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tell him that new people are not allowed to bring their cell phones to work; they must leave them in their car.

durron597 08-31-2005 11:39 AM

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I mean, you just got back from vegas, I know you're blasting vileness.

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And if not, you can always make a trip to Taco Bell. I think Grill'd Stuff't Burrito would help in this spot!

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I had one last night, those things are dense I don't think I can eat more than 1 of those in a 24 hour period...

jakethebake 08-31-2005 11:40 AM

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I mean, you just got back from vegas, I know you're blasting vileness.

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And if not, you can always make a trip to Taco Bell. I think Grill'd Stuff't Burrito would help in this spot!

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I had one last night, those things are dense I don't think I can eat more than 1 of those in a 24 hour period...

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Did you get beef, chicken or steak?

durron597 08-31-2005 11:41 AM

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Did you get beef, chicken or steak?

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Beef, I don't think the chicken or steak is enough better to merit the extra dollar.

jakethebake 08-31-2005 11:42 AM

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Did you get beef, chicken or steak?

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Beef, I don't think the chicken or steak is enough better to merit the extra dollar.

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I agree. I actually prefer the beef myself anyway.

Shajen 08-31-2005 11:49 AM

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Heh, Durron is thread-jacking his own thread.

He outta get a medal.

Back on topic:

next tuesday bring in a bottle of Draino and coat his keyboard, monitor and chair in it. He'll touch the keyboard and then his mouth...hilarity will ensue!


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