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I'll start simple and let others build to the bigger laughs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...yPoker/ice.jpg

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hehehe.

Nothing can top this one.

Stupid bear.

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Here:
Cow Joke
Awhile after selling him a new pick-up, an auto dealer called a farmer about buying a cow. The farmer said the cow would be, "about $500." The dealer arrived at the farm to find the following hanging on the stall:

Basic Cow........................ $499.95
Extra Stomachs.................... $79.25
Two-tone exterior..................... $142.10
Deluxe dual horns...................... $59.25
Produce storage compartments. .......$126.50
4-spigot high-output drain system.... $149.20
Heavy-duty hay chopper................ $189.60
Automatic fly-swatter.................$88.50
Genuine Cowhide upholstery........ $179.90
Automatic fertilizer attachment........ .$339.40
4-by-4 traction drive assembly.....$884.16
Farmer Adjustment................... $300.00
Pre-delivery wash and comb.......$69.80
Delivery Charge...................................... $35.75

Total price, including options........ $3,143.3

polltard

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This thread sucks worse than Michael J Fox in a Jenga tournament

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oh lord. hahah

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Who's finace was this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ker/pic127.jpg

I saved the image figuring it would make a good joke some day. Then, I forgot which poster put up the picture.

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What do you call something that is brown and sticky?


A stick.
-James

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What is 3 feet tall and gives great head?



My son.

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oh God...I'm getting reported to the FBI for sure now

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What is 3 feet tall and gives great head?



My son.

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Nice.