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It's all fun and games with the fatties until they realize that you could be the only moderately attractive person who will ever show any interest in them. Then they cling to you like grim death no matter how many times you tell them you're not interested.

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This sounds like it needs a new thread.

Re: Corollary to Fat Girl Thread
 

I think it's suffice to say that when you hear "I'm not giving up on this relationship" you're in for some rough times.

Re: Corollary to Fat Girl Thread
 

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why not? wrap it up.

"cute faces and big boobs"

Get drunk first if you have to.

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i would most certainly be drinking but not drunk for the experience.

this could make a fun one of those "i'll do this tonight or someone gets 100 bucks" threads.

so nobody thinks it's cool because of the physical sensation? I'd imagine some massive hills of female flesh to be a sensory experience.

fim

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i would most certainly be drinking but not drunk for the experience.

this could make a fun one of those "i'll do this tonight or someone gets 100 bucks" threads.

so nobody thinks it's cool because of the physical sensation? I'd imagine some massive hills of female flesh to be a sensory experience.



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The hard-to-breathe feeling is not a fun sensory experience; neither is the creak the ribcage makes as one of its members starts to crack. Moral: stay on top.

Best backrub I've ever had, though.

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I think it's suffice to say that when you hear "I'm not giving up on this relationship" you're in for some rough times.

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Time for a new phone number!

Re: Corollary to Fat Girl Thread
 

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It's all fun and games with the fatties until they realize that you could be the only moderately attractive person who will ever show any interest in them. Then they cling to you like grim death no matter how many times you tell them you're not interested.

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this is hilarious

it is also 100% true

lemme tell you, once you've [censored] a fat chick, you appreciate the skinny ones a lot better