Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.
 

Does venturing to the local opium den count?

Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.
 

Go to an open-mike poetry slam. Tell them its your first time there (if it is). Do that poem. Memorize it if you can (but it's ok if not). They'll probably like it.

Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.
 

Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.
 

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Too much crack.

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You've got more crack than the backside of a fat plumber.