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A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost.

Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
 

punch them in the face

Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
 

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A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost.

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This whole thread sucks but on a moderately serious note if someone is taking a really long time I just look at the dealer and say "time" and the dealer will tell them they have X long to act. Cardrooms have actual limits for this kind of stuff, dealers work on tips, and winning players want to be dealt as many hands as possible. I could not care less at this point if someone is wearing sunglasses at the table, but I go out of my way to keep a game moving.

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i've seen a guy mock another guy for wearing sunglasses and he actually said the reason he wears them is it's bright at the table.

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A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost.

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well i guess that proves everything, because ive never seen a person without sunglasses on not realize somebody had bet already or call a bet and lose.

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"Only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes."

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“I hope that you wore sunscreen as well, pal”

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yeah, the people who mock the sunglasses are usually the ones who make the token "im a poker player, of course i lie" joke 2 minutes later. i wore sunglasses when i first started playing because i was uncomfortable with people looking at me so much. as long as they dont slow down the game i couldnt care much less what they wear.

rj

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“I hope that you wore sunscreen as well, pal”

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That would be kinda cool if one of those sunglasses guys wore that funny looking white stuff on their nose while they played.

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any suggestions will be considered.

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Just laugh. I try not to, but I can't help it. I just crack up.