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A woman is a woman,a cigar is a smoke,but a bonus is FREE MONEY! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I consider a bonus a lot like a woman, really. If you don't like where you're getting her from, all she really gives you is a case of the herps.

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You mean like food, or cars, or...
What if you use protection?

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I consider a bonus a lot like a woman, really. If you don't like where you're getting her from, all she really gives you is a case of the herps.

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Very nice. Don't forget warts!

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Cars don't cost as much, and when you turn them on they go VROOOM. Protection is overrated, but they do say Synthetics are far superior for lubrication.

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50 raked hands a day and enter one of the two daily $500 free rolls. That should do it.

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This is obvious abuse of Emire's generosity. Empire Poker does not appreciate people who take advantage of their offers. They give out these rewards to their customers out of the goodness of their hearts and people like you abuse the system by actually using them. Remember, it's the thought that counts and to actually play in the freerolls or to take advantage of the reloads is insulting the integrity of Empire. It's like saying: "I don't believe you will actually give these bonuses to me, I'm going to test you." You need to have more faith. One thing Empire rewards is faithfulness. As long as you don't put Empire to the test, there will always be bonuses. Amen.

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50 raked hands a day and enter one of the two daily $500 free rolls. That should do it.

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This is obvious abuse of Emire's generosity. Empire Poker does not appreciate people who take advantage of their offers. They give out these rewards to their customers out of the goodness of their hearts and people like you abuse the system by actually using them. Remember, it's the thought that counts and to actually play in the freerolls or to take advantage of the reloads is insulting the integrity of Empire. It's like saying: "I don't believe you will actually give these bonuses to me, I'm going to test you." You need to have more faith. One thing Empire rewards is faithfulness. As long as you don't put Empire to the test, there will always be bonuses. Amen.

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LOL. I'm going to see if I can get banned for abusing their daily $500 free rolls.

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Ohhh. Now I get it!

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Anyone think of emailing them about this?

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I'm pretty sure if they're losing money on your play, you're fair game to be banned.