Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see...."

"A George, divided amongst itself, cannot last" (Errrr, "stand", and I just saw it last night...)

"Stelllllllllllla"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

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"maybe the dingo ate your baby"

wow. great minds think alike....

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

When Jerry is dating that girl that was in the whole nine yards or whatever in the Tony's award and its the summer of george, they decide that:

"Maybe the two of us working at full capacity could do the job of one man"
"Then we'd only have to be like ... a half man! ... That sounds about right!"

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect:

"Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?"

I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me.

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

too many to list, but one that always comes to mind for me:

"rising like a phoenix from arizona!" (frank costanza)

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

Hi My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

[ QUOTE ]
George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
[George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
[George nods]
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh?

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Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

[ QUOTE ]
Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect:

"Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?"

I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
Jerry: All right, that's enough.

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

Yo-yo Ma!