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Fish will call and free cards hurt


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Ooops...that's 8.



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Eh?

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Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry consisting of 3 lines with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the third. The content is just entertainment...add a little levity to an otherwise mundane day.

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How about:

Bet kings on river.
Oh no, slow-playing aces?
God damn micro-donk.

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missing value bets
is something you should avoid
if you like money

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I dedicate this in loving memory to a poor fish I played last week whose aces just never seemed to hold up.

Trips face river raise
Fishies aces lose again
Got in free from blind

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Mine is called: "What a Fish Thinks"

TAG raises preflop?
Cold call with your seven-three
only if suited.

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How about

I tried the slow play
And the fish sucked out on me
Can I blame the fish

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Mine is called: "What a Fish Thinks"

TAG raises preflop?
Cold call with your seven-three
only if suited.

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lol that made my day

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Three aces on the flop
Raised them like a maniac
River, gutshot, pain

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"Me No Likey Money"

Ten-Ten Under the Gun.
Flop Set. Mono-Tone Board. Ugh.
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