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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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"No, I'd be too embarrassed with a lot more people than just the whole crew watching"

I guess your real reason should really be for your inability to read a script!

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ugh, I could never be on bangbros. Its impossible to jack off to that site because the cameraman is so effing annoying, no way I could "get the job done" with him actualyl being there.

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Very true. However, if you were actually there, you could make the camera man the star of a snuff film, so there are bonuses.

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its one of those jobs that sound glamorious but in reality is prolly nothing like that. kind of lime what being a game programer is "OMG, you get paid to make games?! thats so cool!!!111!11"

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Don't forget, "My seven-year-old nephew would LOVE to have your job!"

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Also I bet the vast majority of males wouldnt even be able to get the job done. Theres a lot more to being a porn star than just banging hot chicks. Thats like saying it would be easy to play in the NBA cuz all you gotta do is put the ball in the hoop.

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Yeah, I didn't mean to imply that's easy to get into or an easy profession. But if you were magically given the opportunity and found out you were good at all aspects of it...

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i wouldn't perform on camera.

having sex for the camera is work - it ain't fun.

the director gets all the real trim after the shoot, anyway.

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Hi Dominic,

I know you haven't responded yet, but I figured you'd be along shortly. I hope I wasn't being too presumptuous.

I heard an interview once with some random porn starlet, and she mentioned that many of the men are, on some level, addicted to Viagra. Is this true?

Still waiting for Otis,
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addicted? I'm sure some are. But most male performers use it daily.

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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Everyone in OOT has an abnormally large penis.

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i wouldn't perform on camera.

having sex for the camera is work - it ain't fun.

the director gets all the real trim after the shoot, anyway.

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Wow, this alters my perception of things. [google searches "director schools"] So the director calls all the shots, probably makes a lot more, and still gets plenty of action (only for fun and not the job). Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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dude, if you've been checking me out, that is SO not cool...

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im not sure i could get hard in front of a camera and crew.

i also dont think all of the girls are that hot, a lot of them are too fake, wear too much makeup, and are really beat up. when i think of my dream girls to have sex pornstars don't factor in that high. not saying there arent some really hot ones, there are, its just not universal at all.

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My dream jobs, assuming I was at the top of the food chain.

1) Movie Critic
2) Travel Critic
3) Car Critic
4) Food Critic
5) Video Game Critic

See the trend here? Seriously, writing about stuff you love to do anyway, what could be better than that?

Swede