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Does anyone actually know of any GOOD poker jokes?

Only one I can remember hearing, that I actually like:
How do you kill a bad poker player?
Throw a gutshot over a cliff.



Favorite Joke as of late (semi-tasteless):

A serial killer was dragging his latest victim through the woods, and she was understandly crying and upset. The killer asked her what her problem was, and she said "I'm scared." To which he replied, "YOU'RE scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone."
Ba-dum-ching.

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These jokes are not that great.

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Your dog is ugly.

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I got it fine. I gave it a 1. I laughed at your joke though.

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Is 10 good or bad? (I ask because in the movie "10" Bo Derek was a 10 (good), but in Nam if a coke girl said "GI number 10" that was bad.)

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Question: What do they call a 65-year-old guy at the Omaha table?

Answer: <font color="white"> "Junior" </font>

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It appears that you guys have 1 being the highest. Because this is a quality joke.

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Clearly a 10.

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Somewhat clever, but not really funny. Didn't rate strongly enough on the Groaner scale to move it up

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Only one I can remember hearing, that I actually like:
How do you kill a bad poker player?
Throw a gutshot over a cliff.

Ba-dum-ching.

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I give this one a 4.5 (the OP got 3.0) since you get a delay before the answer hits you.

I like it, though it's not hilarious. More of an insider's "wry acknowledgement" jibe.