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chuddo 11-29-2005 07:20 AM

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break it (if you can!)


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hilarious. clearly the poor girl is not attractive in the least (with the exception of the sick amount of money).

that nose is a complete mess.

youtalkfunny 11-29-2005 07:37 AM

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If you overhaul the nose, you've got to fix the chin, as well.

I say, good for her. "I've got a smoking hot body, I'm rich as hell, if you don't like it, there's the door."

<----The guy in my avatar wants to know what's wrong with that nose.

scrub 11-29-2005 07:43 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
You should preemptively change your title to "Sued by the Giants."

scrub

Joseph Busti 11-29-2005 08:32 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
Pre 8. Post 4. I think with a nose job she may be able to hit 7 if they do a really good job.

11-29-2005 08:43 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
If she's bent over facing away from you, I'm guessing she's a 9.

Light switches are beautiful things, just make sure you get out the door when she passes out.

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If there's no pre-nup, marry her. You can always take her money and go hump a girl that doesn't need intense facial surgery to offset her smokingly hot body.

Noo Yawk 11-29-2005 08:43 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
When you guys get a bit older and settle down, you'll regret not sleeping with every single girl you could have. And when you're going through some inevitable financial situation or daydreaming about wealth beyond your wildest dreams, this girl will haunt you.

Just grab this girl now before she gets the nosejob, Otherwise some jerkwad will get her after, and live your dream.

Noo Yawk 11-29-2005 08:52 AM

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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Let me clue you in. 6's, 7's and maybe if you have control over them 8's are for marrying. You can go as low as 4 or 5 if their super rich like this chick. Any girl higher than a 9 is going to cheat on you or anyone they're with because they can. As a matter of fact, 9's and 10's are born to give pleasure to the wealthy, popular, famous and/or good looking.

Vavavoom 11-29-2005 09:22 AM

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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Let me clue you in. 6's, 7's and maybe if you have control over them 8's are for marrying. You can go as low as 4 or 5 if their super rich like this chick. Any girl higher than a 9 is going to cheat on you or anyone they're with because they can. As a matter of fact, 9's and 10's are born to give pleasure to the wealthy, popular, famous and/or good looking.

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I'm halfway there....What do I win... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

JFB37 11-29-2005 09:38 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
She needs a restraining order more than a nose job.

ohnonotthat 11-29-2005 09:41 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.


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