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FouTight 10-04-2005 01:38 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
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The public toilets are cleaned more frequently than my home ones, I have no problem shitting in one.

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Your math here, it doesn't work

it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

Shajen 10-04-2005 01:39 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
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it's cleaned more frequently, sure, but, how many strangers with stranger diseases and stranger legions on their asses sit on your home thrown?

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15, if it's been a good day.

Shajen 10-04-2005 01:41 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
depends on quite a few factors.

How close to home am I?

How bad do I have to go?

Is the place a [censored] dump?

Do they have those paper ring things you put on the toilet?



Also, if you absolutely have to go, the answer is either hover, or put down toilet paper around the lid so you have ass to paper contact instead of ass to filth contact.

TheCroShow 10-04-2005 01:44 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
you are more likely to catch a sickness from a public door knob, nothing wrong with taking a [censored] IN a public toilet, shitting ON it would be [censored] up.

ChipWrecked 10-04-2005 01:53 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
Casino toilets are often pretty clean.

steelcmg 10-04-2005 01:54 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
i take a dump almost everyday at work and its the best craps of the week.

samjjones 10-04-2005 01:56 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
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Shajen 10-04-2005 02:02 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
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PokerGoblin 10-04-2005 02:02 PM

what if you have mudbutt? No way you can hold it til you get home?
 
This probably deserves it's own thread but what if you have mudbutt and you simply cannot wait? Would you rather [censored] yourself?

To answer the OP's question...

Yes of course I do. I am not a shameful shitter.

When you just got done eating chili cheeze fries from Omars Greasy Spoon and feel that unmistakeable pressure gurgle that lets you know that mudbutt is imminent, you are not going to hold that blast of chocolate goodness in.

Generally, decent restraunts, mall department stores, grocery stores like Meijer, etc. are reputable places to grow a tail and break it off. TP on the seat is always paramount no matter how clean the bowl looks. Last thing I need is to get scurvy off of some innocent looking toilet seat.

PG

MINETZ 10-04-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Do you take a dump on public toilets?
 
only in EXTREME cases. Id rather hold it as long as possible than go in a random toilet, living in a dorm sux when u feel this way.


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