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sleight 09-18-2005 11:55 PM

Re: The Kool Aid Dude - Random Thoughts
 
Once, in a dream, the kool-aid man kidnapped my dad. Enraged by his taunting, I felled him by striking him with rocks and foul words. No one elected to partake in his blood/sugar-flavored water.

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 12:01 AM

Re: The Kool Aid Dude - Random Thoughts
 
Here's an interesting site with some Kool-Aid Man commentary.

Excerpt:

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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience

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and this gem:

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http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/ko...thirst_ray.jpg

Pure genius. An indestructable corporate mascot rips a hole through the side of your battlecruiser, exposing your entire crew to the vacuum of deep space, and your plan is to mildly dehydrate him.


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brassnuts 09-19-2005 12:02 AM

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http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7250/koolaid2yc.jpg

Clarkmeister 09-19-2005 12:05 AM

Re: The Kool Aid Dude - Random Thoughts
 
I have found at least one guy who thinks he is vulnerable to losing the liquid inside his pitcher-like form.

09-19-2005 12:08 AM

Re: The Kool-Aid Man - Random Thoughts
 
The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

09-19-2005 12:12 AM

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The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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obviously they use foam for the commercials

Eurotrash 09-19-2005 12:21 AM

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

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Hurry, Dynasty, move it to Science, Math and Philosophy!

theben 09-19-2005 12:36 AM

Re: The Kool-Aid Man - Random Thoughts
 
all i can think of is family guy...
oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH

DrPublo 09-19-2005 01:03 AM

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Except all the cows I know tell me to "eat more chikin".

The Doc

Victor 09-19-2005 01:05 AM

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take it to science forum.....


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