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Get a big piece of cardboard and wear it so that it sticks out about 3 feet from you on each side. Walk around and make it a point to knock things over. When people ask you what you are, tell them "I'm in the way." Get it?

BADUPCHUM!

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I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door.

I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it.

hehehehehe

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I'm gonna be uncle fester.

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Get/make a mask with rhinoceros horns and an elephant trunk/ears. Wear gray sweatpants/shirt. When somebody asks what you are, you shrug your shoulders and reply...



Elephino

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How about this guy?

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I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door.

I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it.

hehehehehe

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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe.

She gets scared of my stepsons Scream Mask, dont think she will be out trick or treating anyway. Dunno why the last few years its all gone Americanised when we were kids we had a hollowed out turnip with a candle at most and wanted cash not a [censored] handful of sweets.

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FYI; I got the mask on Friday. I'm wearing it at my desk right now in fact.

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DO that to my little girl and you will...

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Okay, I'll not do it to the little ones, I'll save that for the hoodies. Fair enough, Davey boy?

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So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you?