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jakethebake 06-24-2005 05:07 PM

Re: Tom Cruise, MD
 
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''Matt, Matt, you don't even -- you're glib,'' Cruise responded. ''You don't even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, OK. That's what I've done.''

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Well of course. Clearly being an action star, boning Katie and getting squirted by a phony microhone makes him an expert. Oh wait, I forgot scientology. Nevermind, those people are experts in everything. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Jerkass333 06-24-2005 05:08 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
Here is a transcript I stole from Fark. He's my new favorite celebrity.

jakethebake 06-24-2005 05:08 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
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[quote form T.C.]What is so funny about that?

You're a jerk!

YOU'RE A JERK!!!![/quote form T.C.]

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I have no idea what this even is? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

SpearsBritney 06-24-2005 05:10 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[quote form T.C.]What is so funny about that?

You're a jerk!

YOU'RE A JERK!!!![/quote form T.C.]

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I have no idea what this even is? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Ok, now I know you're just fcukin with me.

AngryCola 06-24-2005 05:12 PM

Re: Tom Cruise, MD
 
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boning Katie

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Yeah... well... you believe that?

How silly.

asofel 06-24-2005 05:14 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[quote form T.C.]What is so funny about that?

You're a jerk!

YOU'RE A JERK!!!![/quote form T.C.]

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I have no idea what this even is? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Ok, now I know you're just fcukin with me.

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lmao, jake wouldn't do that. its not in his nature...

MoreWineII 06-24-2005 05:36 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
I think his mind is slipping. He's pretty cool when he's crazy though.

oreogod 06-24-2005 05:42 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
Matt Lauer is the man!!!

Seriously, I thought he handled that situation well. That crap tom cruise was talking about, sounds like something from a Sciencetology pep rally. Dunno...I think ritalin helps people.

DemonDeac 06-24-2005 05:43 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
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That crap tom cruise was talking about, sounds like something from a Sciencetology pep rally.

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thats exactly what i said.

DOWN WITH THE SCIENTOLOGY CULT. DIE RON HUBBARD!! (although he may already be dead, but i dont think so)

oreogod 06-24-2005 05:57 PM

Re: Tom Cruise on Today Show
 
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That crap tom cruise was talking about, sounds like something from a Sciencetology pep rally.

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thats exactly what i said.

DOWN WITH THE SCIENTOLOGY CULT. DIE RON HUBBARD!! (although he may already be dead, but i dont think so)

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If dead is cryogenetically frozen, than yeah sure, he's dead.

"He'll be back alright...oh he'll be back. You all shall RUE THE DAY, that HE comes back! Ever last mutha-[censored] one of you ritilian poppers will pay for your psychiatirc sins. " --Tom Cruise

okay, off my soapbox.


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