Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

LOL.

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Can something be out of style and still be the standard on how to communicate laughing in the chat box?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL =/= Laughing

LOL = "Nice suckout, you [censored] moron. I hope you get AIDS."

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFL, NH Homer

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

I've begun to come up with my own acronyms to combat the suckout.

FYITFA - F you in the Fing A
FMITFA- Same as above with "me" substituted for "you."

Always a conversation piece.

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

Me too!

I like nsof. ( Nice suckout fish )

Also, cysm. ( Could you suck more? )

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

[ QUOTE ]
I'm interested actually, what should you put instead of LOL?

[/ QUOTE ]
"Your suckout has caused me physical pain which I can't keep to myself, so I must comment in the chatbox in a sarcastic manner that simply betrays my lack of self-control"

Or something like that.

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

Worst people I have found are on Ultimate Bet. I took an earful on the chat everytime I won a sizeable pot.

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

I usually go with "ROR" which stands for "raugh out roud". But then again, I do a terrible japanese impersonation:

How you get slow rucky?
Hope for big frusha frop!

That hand you were big weina, and to be big weina is hard, that make you BIG HARD WEINA! raugh raugh raugh

Yeah, I don't do politically correct. And I'm 28, so I certainly remember the "lol" days, just tired of hearing it.

As far as my comments to a table captain who's trying to instruct bad players to play well, I do tell them that they suck and are a losing player, and why would anyone want to take lessons from them?

This typically ticks them off and they focus their abuse on me instead of the fish. That is +EV. I don't want the fish learning to play better because some tool couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Sometimes I'll try to be nice and say "no tapping the glass" or "only an idiot would want his opponents to play better". But sometimes I just lash out at them since they respond to my previous comments with "stfu! How could they stay with Q/7/9/4 in Omaha against a capped raise pre-flop???"

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

I made som comments like "tell your mom to stop calling me, her fingers are smelly" yesterday. I hope it wasn't to you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
The guy was borderline table coach at the moment, so I made some fairly innocent "Do I hear coaching?" remark first, and of course that unleashed his anger with me, which then led to the mother/fingers remark. I'm 29 btw.

Come to think of it, he had a VP$IP of 55 so it could harldy be anyone here.

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

ROR

Re: Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????
 

If there's one thing worse than a table captain telling me where I'm going wrong, it's a grammar Nazi advising me on which abbreviations he approves of and which he doesn't. LOL