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diebitter 10-14-2005 10:41 AM

Re: You gonna take the Over or the Under?
 
Burned, and I want to have my ashes scattered from the roof of the nearest nurse's communal quarters around wash day.

It'll take em weeks to get me out of their knickers.

Hamish McBagpipe 10-14-2005 10:42 AM

Re: You gonna take the Over or the Under?
 
I am the opposite of 4 2 it, I want the biggest crypt my remaining dollars can buy. A good one where you can go in, read by candlelight the many warm testimonials to my life. Maybe take a staircase down into a lower level with more portraits, busts, and video retrospectives. The other three lower levels would, of course, be a fun house. Anyway, I'm quite certain there is more chance of being brought back to life, albeit maybe only in zombie form, if you are buried and not cremated and this is my biggest concern.

swede123 10-14-2005 10:44 AM

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Burial is such a ridiculous waste of space. Whether you believe in God or not once you die it's just going to be an empty shell (well, unless you believe in Thor, Odin etc.) which will start rotting and stuff.

Cremation all the way baby, or possibly I'll donate my body for medical students to carve up.

Swede

SL__72 10-14-2005 10:45 AM

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Oh, they just talk about getting their affairs in order a lot.

Hamish McBagpipe 10-14-2005 10:48 AM

Re: You gonna take the Over or the Under?
 
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Burial is such a ridiculous waste of space.

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Why? There's nothing down there anyway. In fact, I want all my [censored] buried with me like an Egytian pharoah. Why would I suddenly become concerned about taking up more space when I'm dead? I'd say I'm probably taking up less resources as a corpse than alive. [censored] it, I'm going to buy some old family burial ground, turf them to the curb, and start building my own giant tomb.

bosoxfan 10-14-2005 10:52 AM

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I'm going with being creamated, the thought of insects and what not feeding on my rotting body kind of creeps me out.

Put me in an urn and bury me. It helps me to go to mothers grave so I want to leave that option for my kids.

BoogerFace 10-14-2005 10:59 AM

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I'd go the ashes spreaded somewhere interesting route.

Probably the fountains at Bellagio.

10-14-2005 11:01 AM

Re: You gonna take the Over or the Under?
 
there's only one way to go... and that's to have your body stuffed - and write a will that says for your family to get your stuff - they have to keep you around.

If they stuffed you right - they could use you as a coat rack.

4_2_it 10-14-2005 11:02 AM

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I am the opposite of 4 2 it, I want the biggest crypt my remaining dollars can buy. A good one where you can go in, read by candlelight the many warm testimonials to my life. Maybe take a staircase down into a lower level with more portraits, busts, and video retrospectives. The other three lower levels would, of course, be a fun house. Anyway, I'm quite certain there is more chance of being brought back to life, albeit maybe only in zombie form, if you are buried and not cremated and this is my biggest concern.

[/ QUOTE ]

Here's an idea for you:
http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/397/funhouse5vq.jpg

imported_The Vibesman 10-14-2005 11:06 AM

Re: You gonna take the Over or the Under?
 
I told the Vibesgirl to just do whatever makes her feel best. I really don't care now, and I'm sure I really won't care then.


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