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PoBoy321 12-13-2005 06:54 AM

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I told her to go take the morning after pill.

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

tonypaladino 12-13-2005 06:54 AM

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"Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me. "

I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

tonypaladino 12-13-2005 06:55 AM

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8.73

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Is that for real or are you just pulling that out of your ass?
And if so, kudos for pulling out! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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that's the number. I'm a fertility expert in real life but I play a douchebag on TV. I'm so [censored] tired- dont mind me

12-13-2005 06:56 AM

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I told her to go take the morning after pill.

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

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I told her I would pay for it.

12-13-2005 06:57 AM

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I'm pretty pissed off though. She told me she was on birth control last week, then after tonight she goes "oh, I've been off the pill for a while, I thought you knew." Then she acts like I did something wrong.

What [censored].

PoBoy321 12-13-2005 06:57 AM

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"Also, does the size of the load you shoot matter? It seems like a smaller load would be better for not getting pregnant, which would be good for me. "

I'm no fertitity expert, but it only takes 1 sperm.

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Yeah, but if there are 100,000 sperm in a little load and 1,000,000 sperm in a big load, then there is a 1/100,000 chance that a sperm will get there in the small load and a 1/1,000,000 chance that it will get there in the big load, so obviously it's more likely in the small load.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Astro, move this to Probability.

diebitter 12-13-2005 06:59 AM

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Or maybe I'm wrong. Astro, move this to Probability.

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Hahahaha!

This is an awesome program of attack. Any thread we don't like, we put content in that makes it relevant for another forum... I just might work!

What forum did that retarted poll about a naked poster come from?
..... REVENGE!!!

tonypaladino 12-13-2005 07:00 AM

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I told her to go take the morning after pill.

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It can be really expensive. If you don't pay for it, you're an [censored].

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Free clinic = free birth control pills.

2 regular 1st cycle = morning after pill

gmrankin 12-13-2005 07:05 AM

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8.73

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Is that for real or are you just pulling that out of your ass? And if so, kudos for pulling out! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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pulling out of your ass... no worries then. anal is the way to go

12-13-2005 07:08 AM

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pulling out of your ass... no worries then. anal is the way to go

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Yeah, I'm definitely gonna SIIHP next time.

Stupid bitch.


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