Two Plus Two Older Archives

Two Plus Two Older Archives (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Other Other Topics (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=32)
-   -   What's wrong with corduroy? (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=368305)

diebitter 10-30-2005 02:39 PM

Re: What\'s wrong with corduroy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This may have been posted a while back but.

What is helen keller's favorite color?

Corduroy

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know if it was posted before or not, but I first heard it about 25 years ago. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]
Jake, you above all should know the old ones are the best ones.

Brain 10-30-2005 02:39 PM

Re: What\'s wrong with corduroy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This may have been posted a while back but.

What is helen keller's favorite color?

Corduroy

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know if it was posted before or not, but I first heard it about 25 years ago. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

+

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
corduroy was just plain "whack"

[/ QUOTE ]

Is this good or bad? Sick is still good right?

[/ QUOTE ]

=

If you have to ask, you're too old. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

10-30-2005 02:42 PM

Re: What\'s wrong with corduroy?
 
What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love! Yes, I'll seriously consider killing myself now.

jakethebake 10-30-2005 02:43 PM

Re: What\'s wrong with corduroy?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I don't know if it was posted before or not, but I first heard it about 25 years ago. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]
Jake, you above all should know the old ones are the best ones.

[/ QUOTE ]

There are not nearly enough hot young chicas that believe this. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Blarg 10-30-2005 04:46 PM

Re: What\'s wrong with corduroy?
 
It's usually very comfy, but it has it's downsides, one of which is funny. You can always hear a guy in corduroys approaching, because the sides of your pants legs when wearing them make a weird noise when they rub together as you walk. I'd guess hearing that noise would make a woman self-conscious about fat legs, too.

Also, it stains and gets its finish damaged from normal use really easily. Then the pile of it goes down - the way the fabric normally stucks up -- in that certain stained or damaged spot, and it looks like when you have some big drag spot across a plush rug. Just off, like you should really be throwing it away. Like you're a bum.

If you can get by the squeaking whenever you walk, and how easy it is to destroy the look, then it does have a retro 70's appeal, if you're into that. And it is comfy. But I've owned plenty and wouldn't buy any more. I don't like getting one little thing on a shirt or a coat and having it look damaged from then on out.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:19 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.