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There was this guy that showed up at our weekly tournament with the buttondown black dice and Big Slick shirt. I saw it at Wal- Mart. All i could do was salivate. I saw him go out at another table. Two weeks later he wound up on my table and I thought he was playing good.

I then realized he was actually a decent player, but wore it to throw off other players. As I was thinking this in the big blind I got A7o and the flop cam 77A. He had the KQ and kept calling my small bets till the river gave him a straight. When I raised him he took a long time to acutally think if i had the full house. He actually asked if i flopped it before pushing in his chips.

After another 2 weeks of that same stupid shirt I have actually bought something similar for Vegas.