Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine"
"The word of the day is legs, lets go upstairs and spread the word"

this is the worst one I've used drunk, I walked up to a hottie I knew from campus (this was on a thursday night at a college town bar, you know, "student night")

and said "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"


ugh... "Just enough to break the ice"

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Nice shoes. Wanna ***k?

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Hey, wanna grab some pizza, head back to my place and screw?












whats the matter, dont like pizza?


and here's kind of a .... tactless one that nevertheless is impressive.


"hi, my name is eric. I have a thirteen inch long tongue, and can breathe through my ears. Can I have your number?"

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

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Nice shoes. Wanna ***k?

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I've used this.

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"I think the antibiotics worked this time."

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

I think they pretty much all are guaranteed to fail.

My favorite has always been the groucho marx classic...

"If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

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"Hey, are those your boobs on my arm?"

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

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If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do.


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You: Hey, are you from jamaica?
Her: No
You: Cause yuo are JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

You: Hey, are you from Tennesee
Her: no
You: Cause you are the ONLY TEN I SEE

You have to scream the caps, or else it doesnt work...

Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
 

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If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do.

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Yes, and the right circumstances are that you're talking to a girl who is a drunk, stupid slut.