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deac please change your avatar. I don't like it.

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Don't most of these clubs only allow membership to couples? Good luck convincing the wife to join.

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Yeah, most of them are pretty lame and filled with old people.

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I hear thats not the case for the ones in Vegas.

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The people into these things are kind of annoying. Sort of like being in locker room after P.E. in junior high when all the hairless microdicks are yapping about how many girls they're screwing and getting off on their own bullsh*t. And the girls are exactly the same. What they're doing isn't nearly as bizarre as their ridiculous attitudes about it.

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"So what happened?"
"She's into it."
"Into what?"
"The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
"That's unbelievable."
"Oh, it's a scene man."
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
"You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
"Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
"If only something like that could happen to me."
"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
"I know."

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That's a hilarious snatch of dialogue. Where's it from?

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Seinfeld

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Sounded just like it, but I couldn't imagine any of the characters involved in an orgy.