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This doesn't beat others for coolness, but I still think it's pretty funny.

Business trip to Kansas City, there's a bar that hosts a NL free tournament every week. So a few of us went, and I started in on my Jack and Cokes. Apparently the waitress wanted to cut me off, but my friends said I was okay...what are friends for? I do remember winning the tournament and a poker tabletop that I've never used. But here's the fun bit. According to one of my friends, I had a nut flush on the last hand to knock out the two remaining players. However, he swore I had three cards in my hand and "hid" the extra card behind my "real cards" when I tabled the flush. I'm amazed I had the presence of mind to do that.

One guy I saw at Bellagio dropped eight or nine racks of white because he had so much beer, the waitress was just bringing them by every visit. Complete calling station. By the end of the night, he went on a huge rush and made all his money back and then some.

ScottieK

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This doesn't beat others for coolness

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Almost every drunken gambling story is cool.

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"ENJOY YOUR BUTTSEX, SIR."

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NH.

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Ahh vegas, when I reach that tender age I shall come for you, and there waill be drink and joy and poker.

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Hahaha! That was one of the most entertaining 4/8 games I've ever witnessed.

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The "I woke up with three grand more than I had last night and have no idea how it happened" stories are always my favorite for some reason.

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VORP
Could you tell me which was the case:

1. People laughing with me.

2. People laughing at me.

I remember case 1 but I admint my memory is not so clear.

Were you playing or dealing?

Any funny lines you remember would be appreciated. Thanks.

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The "I woke up with three grand more than I had last night and have no idea how it happened" stories are always my favorite for some reason.

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Ya. But for every one of those stories, there are probably 100 out there about losing your arse.

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I remember one night at the Tropicana in AC I played a 2-4 game with this middle aged polish guy who insisted that every time either of us won a pot, he would buy a shot.

He ended up being a really good poker player, or at least was as lucky as I was that night because we got trashed. I had never had so much fun playing cards than I did that night.

Then I remember dodging hookers and drug dealers when I got the bright idea to walk down Atlantic Ave at 3am to my friends hotel room at the Sands.

God I can't wait to go back down.

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I was in Vegas with some buddies last year. We played an uneventful tournament one evening at the Orleans. The next day we walked into the Mirage around noon and got placed at a 6/12 table with an unruly drunk SOB. Turns out this was one of dealers from the night before at the Orleans.

We learned from the floor that this guy's routine was to get off work at the Orleans and go straight to the Mirage where he would play and drink until he passed out the next day.

Before he got kicked out of the room for stinking and splashing the pots, he entertained the table by eating a cocktail napkin and ogling the women next to him.