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I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right?

BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

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I heard this last night when me and the 5-6 other people who were at the house walked in right after 2 people were done boning.

"What just happened"
"We had sex"
"Bullshit, I didn't feel anything"

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My friend- Hold on, let me put on a condum.
Her- Oh, you're one of "those" guys.

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Ah, man I gotta stop drinking fizzy stuff while I read these boards. Just got pepsinosed (again).

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No, you didn't. Stop saying this [censored].

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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"Say my name"


Unfortunately, I was:
A) Wasted
B) Wrong

C) Leaving... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right?

BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though


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Of course you have to throw a name out, but I tried dancing around the issue a little first.

I did not share your luck with my incorectness...

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Do what I used to, just call them 'honey', all of them, straight away. That way you don't end up calling Susan 'Helen', or Jenny 'Waynetta' etc etc

I still call my wife 'Honey', just in case [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

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How drunk was she?

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BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

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How drunk was she?

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I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care.

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I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care.

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Of course this is true. The girl drunk with the intention of hooking with a guy she barely knew. The guy got drunk with the intention of hooking up with a girl he wouldn't do if he could see straight. Who cares about names? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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"Is it in yet?"

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What do you mean is it in? I'm already done.