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citanul 06-03-2005 05:41 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
jeez guys, why couldn't he just flop 5 kings? or some purple horseshoes or something?

citanul

Voltron87 06-03-2005 05:43 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
two players had pocket purple horseshoes, and folded preflop?

dfscott 06-03-2005 05:44 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
I vote this for worst thread ever.

citanul 06-03-2005 05:49 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
i really hate when i misclick my pocket horseshoes and fold.

the original poster really should have followed the standard line for such situations:

flip the table into the air, kill everyone in the room, and run around screaming "rigged, jopke!"

citanul

NYCNative 06-03-2005 05:54 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/ne...08_12153_1.jpg

Purple horseshoes make for a great breakfast...

RiverDood 06-03-2005 05:56 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
It is rigged!!!!!

My frend wuz in the hand too and had 2-7 double-suited. He KNOWS that 2-7 becomez the winning hand in online POKER when there are lots of all-ins, because it helps the operators get a bigger rake. All the computers are RIGGEd to do this.

So he was all set to push and TAKE DOWN THE POT!!!!!

But he was frozen out and couldn't get his bet in.

He was all set to win a lot of money when the board had a 2 and 7 on it.

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.

Voltron87 06-03-2005 05:56 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
ok i have to give you a vnh on this one.

citanul 06-03-2005 05:57 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
wtf are all those strange marshmallows doing in lucky charms? this is the sort of [censored] that's wrong with the world.

citanul

NYCNative 06-03-2005 05:59 PM

Re: Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)
 
Tell me about it. I remember when the commercials added green clovers as the "new" marshmallow. I also recall the purple horseshoe addition as well a while later. All this other new stuff... Damn kids today...


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