Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) tom cruise (only in front of a crowd)
2) john kerry (not for political reasons, I just think a bat would line up nicely with his freakishly long face)

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

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So, what are you going to do with the bat? Hmmm....Tolbiny a sadist? Or maybe he wants the bad used on him. A masochist?

craig

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Big & Rich

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

the behemoth mr. keith would grab your bat toss it to the side and bare knuckle beat the [censored] out of you. you should seriously pick someone else, someone you could take...or else change the rules where you can have a gun in case the villain got the "upper hand."

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1. Gary Glitter
2. whoever greenlit Highlander 2

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

How many members in Nickelback? It'd be a tough choice from there.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Listen toLb, is it okay if i call you that, you can do whatever you want with that bat. have fun. I just figured the chances were better of you beating someone with it than having sex with the Jessica's.

craig