Re: Vegas Trip Report (8/13-8/15)
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Halfway through and I need to post that this is like the best trip report ever. Back to reading. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap. Genius. Like some weird amalgam of Salinger, Dostoyevsky, J. Fox, Easton Ellis, and reality TV. Hey LMD, remember those two hands where I checkraised your ass on the turn in 9/18 and you insta-mucked only to watch me suck out on other donkeys? I do. |
Re: Vegas Trip Report (8/13-8/15)
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Bedraggled and thankless to be alive, I wander up the Bellagio poker room looking like hell and for some action, but none of the cocktail waitresses are in house and I return to my car to rub one out instead. [/ QUOTE ] This might be the best sentence to appear on these boards. Back to the report.... Edit: This is clearly the post of the year, and in the top 2 for trip reports all time. |
Re: Vegas Trip Report (8/13-8/15)
I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier.
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I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier. [/ QUOTE ] It's funniest if you imagine LMD's voice in your head. |
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There’s not much to do because I don’t like to do much [/ QUOTE ] That's been made obvious. Simultaneously depressing and hilarious report. |
Re: Vegas Trip Report (8/13-8/15)
Can we just reflect on how awesome shant's avatar is for a second?
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"This is the [censored] best trip report I've ever read." Nah. For starters, check out this one. -Michael [/ QUOTE ] yours wasnt the better trips but it was the better report by far. |
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Great read, ty.
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Can we just reflect on how awesome shant's avatar is for a second? [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier. [/ QUOTE ] Perhaps even Conan O'Brien. |
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