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"Do you think this is going to affect your relationship with my son?"

"How come you want me to wear this bag on my head?"

craig

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"mounting me is completely safe, just dont fall off the bed"

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Huh...Never know who gets one


Is my roommate prettier?

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wow

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"hey, you're the catcher tonight"

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I have big hands.

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so you wear big gloves?

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"Its OK if I don't come."

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"Do you think your Mom likes me?"

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How about best and worst at the same time:

Ugly chick with hot body: Do you want to fcuk me doggy style?

Me: Hell yeah

Her: Yeah, I don't understand why, but all the guys that I have hooked up with always want to bang me from behind

Me: That's because they don't want to look at your face.

Her: I think it's time for you to leave.

Shut down that night, I still ended up banging her two nights later when I was even drunker.

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Shut down that night, I still ended up banging her two nights later when I was even drunker.

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the best part...lol