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Line delivered by Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller), arguably my favorite character on the show.

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That's weird-you don't know who your own favorite character is? Or do other people argue about it?

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

These pretzels are making me thirsty

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Kramer: "I'm out!"

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My favorite line is from that episode.

Darren, Kramers intern, walks into Jerrys apartment and says:

"Mr Kramer says 'Hey buddy'"

Tuco.

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(At the car rental agency, where Jerry is informed that the midsize he had reserved is not available, and finally settles on a compact)

Agent: We have a blue Ford Escort for you, Mr. Seinfeld. Will you need our insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am going to beat the heck out of this car.

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"GET OUT!" -Elaine

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"You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."

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Kramer(in a sauna): it's like a sauna in here

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Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
Puddy: That's right.
Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
Puddy: Not for me.
Elaine: Why not?
Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.
Later
Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
Puddy: Gonna be rough.
Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!
Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.


FATHER CURTIS: Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.
ELAINE & PUDDY: Yeah, that's right.
FATHER CURTIS: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have difficulty--
ELAINE (Interrupting) Woah, woah, woah! No one's getting married here.
FATHER CURTIS: You aren't?
PUDDY: No.
ELAINE: We're just, you know, having a good time.
FATHER CURTIS: Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

PUDDY: No way, this is bogus, man!

Re: Favorite lines from Seinfeld
 

Clint Howard in the back of the cop car saying Ann Landers sucks when Jerry asks how much to tip a bellhop.

"You've never slipped one past the goalie?"

"That's a Shame."

"I come up the stairs and find you treating your body like it's some kind of amusement park!"

"You were making out during Schindler's List?"