Two Plus Two Older Archives - The best video game of all time for a console

That game was sweet!

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El Diablo = Starman???

Starman is a mysterious Mexican wrestler who hides his face behind his astro mask. No one knows his real age, but rumors indicate that he could really be the Amazing Taco Bomber who disappeared from the Mexican Pro Wrestling scene back in 1928. That would make Starman 96 years old. This theory has been used to explain his ability to use the incredible Somersault Kick, since it does take over 60 years to learn. This, along with the flying forearm shiver he stole from Tito Santana and renamed Flying Cross Chop to show off his Catholic heritage, make Starman one of the more effeminate wrestlers. Six year old Denver resident, Timmy Olson, once said of him on television, "He has a pink suit and a big gay star on his face." Many opponents of Star Man have quoted Timmy in an effort to infuriate the unmanly Mexican, but the final insult came when the Amazon carved "Old Fag" on Starman's chest with one of Fighter Haybusa's Ginsu knives. Star Man announced the next week that he was retiring for "unrelated reasons." Later that year, a 96 year old man joined the Mexican figure skating team.