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jakethebake 03-30-2005 05:54 PM

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I think it's safe to say a chick that does her first cousin takes it in the butt.

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yeah, i did not think i was going too far out on a limb there.

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I'm guessing you could even get a BJ after.

DMBFan23 03-30-2005 05:54 PM

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Guys that "hit it"...are:

1. emotionally immature...

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I possess the magic stick. if I can hit once, then I am sure that it is not only possible but quite likely that I can hit twice. I will hit the baddest and most attractive females. If you doubt my claims, perhaps you will escort me tonight. I got the magic stick.

gumpzilla 03-30-2005 06:11 PM

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I'm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Will I be able to find you in the club? If so, will you have a bottle full of bub?

LethalRose 03-30-2005 06:21 PM

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I wouldnt (now) screw a friends sister, or ex gf, etc.. even if they said it was cool..it always seems to come back on you and you either lose your friend or your relationship just isnt the same. Other friends will also find out and make you look bad. To this day my buddies joke around not to leave your gf around me..but whatever.

In the "how to be a man" code, there is a specific rule dealing with this situation. It basically says its ok as long as you end up marrying her.

Id find another young chick to bang who has no ties to you and your friends, much easier to cut them lose.

tripdad 03-30-2005 06:27 PM

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going to hell has little to do with whether or not you follow through with this or not. make no mistake, we will all be punished for even the smallest of our sins. however, forgiveness and ultimately salvation is offered for even the gravest of sins.

cheers!

DBowling 03-30-2005 07:37 PM

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are you still friends with her father? if so, i say yes, youre going to hell.

siccjay 03-30-2005 07:54 PM

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Put it in her pooper.

7ontheline 03-30-2005 10:17 PM

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This thread has gotten a lot of responses for a troll. Maybe people are just imagining sex with hot 19 year olds?

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Does it make you feel good to make fun of people who are stuggling with serious life issues?

Whatever.

How could you possible troll OOT? Land of trolls and you call someone a troll? Dumbass.

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Right. Serious life issues. . .in OOT. From a new poster who makes 13 posts in 3 hours in the same thread. My sincerest apologies.

masse75 03-30-2005 10:39 PM

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Look, if I had a daughter and she wanted to date my friend, I would be happy about that. Better someone I know as a decent person, rather than someone I don't know. The fact that your older is strange, but his daughter likes you, and that happened without you initiating anything. So, you could be just some other random old guy. People make way too big of a deal about age.

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dude, you're saying this without a daughter. If it was your little girl i could almost guarantee you'd feel different.


i don't think you can really say you'd be ok with this until you have a little girl and your buddy has her ankles by her precious little head.

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No one will believe me but I DO understand this. If you take this too far you will never have sex.

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wrong, because i'm not usually in the situation where i'll find myself banging my best friends little girl who i've watched grow up and probably even changed a few of her $hitty diapers.

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In a couple of years, the tables will be turned...she'll change HIS shi++y diapers.

OscarTheGrouch 03-31-2005 12:15 AM

Results
 
Many thanks to those who participated in the discussion.

My plan of action is to run like the wind if things get strange.


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