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RRRRICK 10-19-2005 05:40 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
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I'll save the story as to how this came up and just ask how you answer this question from a girl:

"Would you break up with me if I got fat?"

I think the problem arises for me from the fact that my honest answer is yes, for various reasons (and no I do not think this is shallow, my reasons are valid). So when I'm asked this question, I tend to not want to lie and give the girl the wrong idea. Have you guys ever had this problem?

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How about

"If I die first will you re marry"

diebitter 10-19-2005 05:42 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
"No, of course not"

Next

jaydub 10-19-2005 05:44 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
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How about

"If I die first will you re marry"

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Only if your sister is single.

Blarg 10-19-2005 05:47 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
The younger one.

shant 10-19-2005 07:54 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
How fat are we talking?

Josh W 10-19-2005 07:57 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
I'm not gonna read the whole thread, but the right answer is:

Baby, I love you and respect you. As long as you love and respect yourself, I will love and respect you, too.

Josh

CORed 10-19-2005 08:22 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
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I'll save the story as to how this came up and just ask how you answer this question from a girl:

"Would you break up with me if I got fat?"

I think the problem arises for me from the fact that my honest answer is yes, for various reasons (and no I do not think this is shallow, my reasons are valid). So when I'm asked this question, I tend to not want to lie and give the girl the wrong idea. Have you guys ever had this problem?

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Just tell her she's already fat and you love her anyway.

David04 10-19-2005 08:28 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
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"thyroid problem" is the biggest copout there is.

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No it isn't. I don't think you understand the phrase "cop out"

Consult a dictionary, let me know how it goes.

JihadOnTheRiver 10-19-2005 11:09 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
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How fat are we talking?

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That's a good question. I'm not talking chubby, I'm talking more like actually fat. Definetely unattractive. Like has a serious gut with all the rolls. Basically what I'm saying is NOT just chubby....fat....

KaneKungFu123 10-19-2005 11:12 PM

Re: How to answer this common female question?
 
you dont answer these questions dude.

just smack her ass and start massaging her shoulders and tell her how beautiful she is or whatever.


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