Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

Hi GoBlue,

You are a woman if you have a vagina. You are gay if you drink cosmos.

Just thought I'd clarify,

Sucker

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

bdohaney,

The drink with Crown, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice is actually called a royal [censored], unless you're drinking it with a Sunday school teacher or something.

Keeping vulgarity alive,
Claunchy

Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

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Hi GoBlue,

You are a woman if you have a vagina. You are gay if you drink cosmos.

Just thought I'd clarify,

Sucker

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Hi J.A Sucker,

You're a creep and a lil pathetic if you feel the need to pick up a hooker.
However, you're an unbelievable loser if you feel the need to take two hookers out on a date for drinks. And on this date, you actually flirt with them and converse (hence a date, but I thought I'd emphasize that you did that).
Just thought I'd clarify,

Blue