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EliteNinja 05-27-2005 10:42 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
Da Force.

I'm sure there are tons of hotter chix that you could use the Jedi mindtrick on.

If not, you could use the Force to Force yourself upon...

Evil thoughts aside, the Force would be ownage. But with great power comes great responsibility. You'd have to fight evil all day and rescue ppl from burning buildings and stuff.

or... you could go Darkside.

gumpzilla 05-28-2005 12:48 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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every last one of you idiots would cut at least one limb off playing with your lightsaber. then when you passed out from cutting off whatever you cut off, some other guy would steal your lightsaber. three minutes later the thief'll cut something of his own off. repeat. the whole forum would be nothing but double amputees.

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On the plus side, this might assist with the current quest to "clean up OOT." Wait, no; they'd still be able to type with the force. [censored].

Chobohoya 05-28-2005 02:33 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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The force. Portman is hot, but there are hotter. If I had a LS and the force I could take my pick.



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Seriously. I don't see how this is even close. No matter how hot you think Portman is, if you had force powers you could get 5 chicks hotter than she is in no time flat.

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Obviously you did not read the rules. You may not use the force powers to aquire chicks.

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That's not what I meant. I meant something like:

Step one: force powers
Step two:
Step three: profit

And obviously step four is chicks who dig money.

3rdEye 05-28-2005 02:36 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
Having the Force would enable you to make enough money to bang virtually any girl you want; therefore, I choose the Force.

THATWACOKID 05-28-2005 02:43 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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Yeah, I will have to go with the Force on this one too.

Big Steve

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wow .. that's suprising

SippinSoma 05-28-2005 03:35 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
i am drunk az fuk and have to say.

if you pick the force over natalie, you're a true blue idiot. PZ.

PS: STFU I WIN.

Alejandro 06-02-2005 01:51 AM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
can i use her money to build my own deathstar?


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