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nothumb 10-09-2005 11:12 PM

Re: So I lost my virginity
 
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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger.

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Hehe, I've always been fond of, "like screwing a room temperature milkshake."

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10-09-2005 11:12 PM

Re: So I lost my virginity
 
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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BAHAHAHA

I believed this post until now.

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Believe or don't believe. I dont care. What I need right now is advice and/or reassurance. And probably you guys telling me what an idiot I am.

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What happened after the 10-15 minutes you were having sex? You got up, condom still inside her, and left?

HopeydaFish 10-09-2005 11:12 PM

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IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

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Yes, especially if you're circumcised

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Oh man, I'm not curcumcised. [censored].

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If you hurry you can go get yourself circumcised tonight. It's your only chance to avoid an STD.

Actually, you probably don't need to leave the dorm. Do you own an X-acto knife?

peachy 10-09-2005 11:13 PM

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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

[/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick.

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something uve yet to do huh?

[/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored].

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why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch and its good to know my cunts still there

Eurotrash 10-09-2005 11:13 PM

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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger.

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yeah, well I bet your boyfriend thinks screwing you is like putting his penis in another man's ass.

tonypaladino 10-09-2005 11:13 PM

Re: So I lost my virginity
 
In all seriousness. Stop worrying. You'll be fine.

wacki 10-09-2005 11:13 PM

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u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

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You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS.

HIV != AIDS.

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i did it as a combo cause most dont know the difference...i know this...but i figured 2 yrs was a safe enough time frame for him to then get tested for HIV/AIDS!!! ggrrr

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It's a life/death situation. Not the time to be inaccurate. Bad advice peachy.

ThaSaltCracka 10-09-2005 11:14 PM

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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

[/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick.

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something uve yet to do huh?

[/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored].

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why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch

[/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb.

peachy 10-09-2005 11:14 PM

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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

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ur saying im loose?

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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose

10-09-2005 11:15 PM

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