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ceyoung 03-30-2005 05:15 PM

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If the cousin is adopted than they would not be "blood", like you said.

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He ended up meeting his blood parents and stuff, and his gotten to know his biological parents and extended family. So yes, biologically they are cousins, but not the type of cousins that grew up knowing each other and stuff.

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sounds like a made for tv movie. he should sell the rights to his life story

The Goober 03-30-2005 05:18 PM

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Just in case you are serious, and in case you haven't gotten the message yet...

You absolutely cannot have sex with this girl.

It has nothing to do with heaven or hell or your friend, it's because of her. You took care of her in a parental-like capacity during an extremely traumatic time in her life. You may have moved on, but I'd bet good money that to her you are still a father figure of sorts. Losing her mother at such a young age is not something that she is simply going to get over - I'm sure she still has issues, and her infatuation with you could very well be a manifestation of those issues. Perhaps for whatever reason she is experiencing a new bout of grief, and she remembers how you comforted her 7 years ago. Now she is seeking that comfort again, but feels that the way to get close to you again is with sex. Absolutely nothing good can come from this - if she actually does sleep with you, she's gonna get emotionally attached in an unhealthy way, and you are going to stunt her maturation process. Or, you may have completely misread her, and she will feel really betrayed if you come on to her (not to mention she might tell her dad and you'll get your ass beaten even though you didn't actually get any).

Just keep it in your pants and be an adult here.

stabn 03-30-2005 05:18 PM

Results?
 
NT

on_thg 03-30-2005 05:19 PM

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Will you go to hell? Quite possibly. But is that really what's going to make the decision?

It's possible that things could even turn out well. I'd hit it, but I'm a sad bahstud. Good luck.

BeerMoney 03-30-2005 05:21 PM

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Although my posts have been from another perspective and given a different opinion, its hard to argue with this. I do disagree with "nothing good will come from this", because, this guy seems like he probably hasn't used his package in awhile, and will be nailing a hot 18 year old.

BeerMoney 03-30-2005 05:22 PM

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If the cousin is adopted than they would not be "blood", like you said.

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He ended up meeting his blood parents and stuff, and his gotten to know his biological parents and extended family. So yes, biologically they are cousins, but not the type of cousins that grew up knowing each other and stuff.

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sounds like a made for tv movie. he should sell the rights to his life story

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Dude, you have no idea. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

ceyoung 03-30-2005 05:26 PM

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If the cousin is adopted than they would not be "blood", like you said.

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He ended up meeting his blood parents and stuff, and his gotten to know his biological parents and extended family. So yes, biologically they are cousins, but not the type of cousins that grew up knowing each other and stuff.

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sounds like a made for tv movie. he should sell the rights to his life story

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Dude, you have no idea. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

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what could be better than nailing your first-cousin?

benfranklin 03-30-2005 05:28 PM

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Just keep it in your pants and be an adult here.

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Adults don't look for serious advice in OOT. Adults don't "hit it".

Guys that "hit it", and especially guys that ask for advice in OOT about whether to "hit it", are:

1. emotionally immature;
2. trolls; or
3. both.

Nick-Zack 03-30-2005 05:31 PM

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bang her friends, not her.

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gg

kdog 03-30-2005 05:43 PM

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what could be better than nailing your first-cousin?

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Nailing her twice?


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