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12-30-2005, 02:00 AM
I'd love to take credit for this, but got it in e-mail...


1. You get your home Loan from Neteller.

2. You invest in your kids education by sending them to Online Poker School.

3. When going to the restroom, you look for the sign ďOpen Seat,Ē instead of ďOccupied,Ē or ďVacantĒ.

4. You name your kids Chip and Teddy KGB

5. You inquire about your friendsí wives, asking if they are loose or tight and your friends do not punch you.

6. Despite your prime reason for going, you never actually get married in Vegas because the 10/20 game at the Bellagio is just too good to leave.

7. After receiving money automatically form an ATM you are puzzled that you wereínt asked to wait 7-14 days for the transaction to be approved.

8. You send protest letters to the motion picture academy arguing that Rounders should have won 6 academy awards.

9. You log on to a Poker Forum just before you go to bed to make sure you are up to date with all the posts, and do the same when you wake up

10. You get angry at your local bank teller because he/she has just informed you there is no deposit bonus.

11. Whenever you lose at something, you blame it on variance, followed by explaining that you are downswinging.

12. Whenever your in a fight, you instinctively call the other guy a F#%$ing fish.

13. You demand your partner spices up your sex life by speaking like the blonde chick on Titan Poker "I'm allll innnn!"

14. You phone up the Samaritans just to tell your bad beat stories top someone who won't hang up.

15. Half way through a lengthy "Bad Beat" story you can sense your non-poker playing buddies have no idea what youíre talking about, yet you continue the story for another 20 mins for your own delight.

16. When filling your car with fuel you make a value bet by always going 2 cents over your target

17. You tattooed 2 Aces on your arm instead of your kids names.

18. At a funeral youíre the only person who always thinks a $20 Sit ín Go would liven up the night!

19. You taped RoundersÖ OVER YOUR WEDDING VIDEO!!

20. During sex your partner screams out Johnny Chan . And you think thatís hot!

MyTurn2Raise
12-30-2005, 02:57 AM
Bellagio should be 8/16 game or 15/30






I might be a junkie

A_Junglen
12-30-2005, 05:42 AM
Pretty medicore list.

istewart
12-30-2005, 09:17 AM
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I'd love to take credit for this

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wtf

12-30-2005, 09:53 AM
"12. Whenever your in a fight, you instinctively call the other guy a F#%$ing fish."

I actualy do something similar. When I play pool og bowling with my friends and one of them makes a bad play I call him a fish instead of noob without even thinking.

And there is another thing that I noticed I do sometimes:

When I try to count something in my mind I go like this:
"1, 2, 3,..., 9, 10, J, Q,... huh... wtf?"

troymclur
12-30-2005, 11:28 AM
Funny, once i became a poker player, i immediately hated Rounders.

12-30-2005, 11:37 AM
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When I try to count something in my mind I go like this:
"1, 2, 3,..., 9, 10, J, Q,... huh... wtf?"

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Nice.

When I'm in traffic and the guy in front of me won't go, I tap my hand on the dash like I'm checking to him. Your action, sir!

Will think of more later.

ScottieK

The_Tracker
12-30-2005, 01:13 PM
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I'd love to take credit for this

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wtf

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Only funny part of this whole thread.

12-30-2005, 06:32 PM
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When I try to count something in my mind I go like this:
"ace, 2, 3,..., "

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pokergrader
12-30-2005, 07:58 PM
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Funny, once i became a poker player, i immediately hated Rounders.

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I loved it that much more. He layed down top 2 pair against a made hand!

MikeSmith
12-31-2005, 02:57 AM
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Funny, once i became a poker player, i immediately hated Rounders.

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Agreed, the moment when i actually started understanding the game i hated tv poker and rounders, which originally sparked my interest...ironic as [censored].

Reef
12-31-2005, 04:39 AM
Everything I bought in the store was in terms of BB's at one point

shant
12-31-2005, 05:17 AM
Next time just tell us you came up with the list so we know who to ignore.

12-31-2005, 10:09 AM
Jeeze! Whatís with you guys? I get an e-mail. I think itís funny. Itís late, Iíve closed my browser but I think it might be appreciated here so I come back, post it and go to bed. Iíd also hoped it would maybe get a few guys to come up with additions. It could be a fun thread.

I didnít write it, didnít think of the concept, and wish I had the comedic sense and writing skills to have come up with it.

I also didnít expect to see a bunch of whiney crap from posters who evidently have something up their butt about something I suspect has nothing to do with the list. Go post it in Psychology or BBV. Or complain to your favorite Mod. And put me on your Ignore List. Youíll probably feel better.

You donít agree with my sense of humor? OMG! Whatever will I do? Oh, I just thought of something - Iíll live my life without ever giving a ratís ass.

Ya'll have a nice day now, ya heah?!

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12-31-2005, 02:22 PM
I just read it and thought it was really cute! Tyvm!

12-31-2005, 02:50 PM
my girlfriend says i'm a poker junkie because during everyday situations, i'm asking her what she thinks the odds of something happening are.

she's right, any given thing, i'm trying to get into an argument over the odds of it happening...

mostsmooth
12-31-2005, 04:09 PM
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When I try to count something in my mind I go like this:
"1, 2, 3,..., 9, 10, J, Q,... huh... wtf?"

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Nice.

When I'm in traffic and the guy in front of me won't go, I tap my hand on the dash like I'm checking to him. Your action, sir!

Will think of more later.

ScottieK

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i notice poker hands out of the combination of the car odometer and temperature display

ghostface
12-31-2005, 06:14 PM
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Everything I bought in the store was in terms of BB's at one point

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