View Full Version : The most hilarious poker hand I have ever seen....

12-04-2005, 08:44 PM
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($2181.32)
MP ($686.55)
CO ($1124.30)
Button ($246)
SB ($456)
Hero ($568.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. SB posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: ($14) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, UTG calls $12, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $40</font>, Hero folds, UTG calls $28.

Turn: ($106) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $75</font>, Button calls $75.

River: ($256) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $125</font>, Button raises to $127 , UTG folds.

Final Pot: $381

12-04-2005, 08:45 PM
you probably folded the winner

shame shame

12-04-2005, 08:46 PM
Please post 5 pics of hot women as your penance.

12-04-2005, 08:47 PM
UTG folded for $2 more in a $381 pot. I actually luahged out loud.

12-04-2005, 08:47 PM
1. No Poker in OOT
2. It's called chip dumping.

12-04-2005, 08:47 PM
The next time an obvious poker post is made in OOT, i'd really like to see absolutely NO views ever. Maybe a few from the OP can't be helped.

Please remember this for next time.

12-04-2005, 08:48 PM
I made homemade fried rice for dinner tonight. It was awesome.

12-04-2005, 08:49 PM
What kind of oil did you use?

12-04-2005, 08:49 PM

12-04-2005, 09:03 PM
Once, I saw The Diablo fold in a similar situation getting odds of 9789:1 on the river call. Why did he fold? Because he had a read. That's what poker is about, man. Math is for nerds. Also, I heard Diablo cans and sells his urine. It's called Red Bull.

Shouldn't this be in Brags/Beats/Variance forum?

12-04-2005, 10:43 PM
I was p laying 1/2 nl att he strtosphere and someone made it 50 to go and a 58 dollar stack called
He then folded the 8 high flop
I also saw a guy fold a 700 dollar pot heads up on the river at the Manalay Bay for his last 7 dollars

12-04-2005, 11:31 PM
did you make that image yourself? who is the creator.


12-04-2005, 11:56 PM
Not so strange. He could conceivably have something like 4/images/graemlins/club.gif 2/images/graemlins/club.gif.

12-05-2005, 03:01 PM
Looks like online collusion to me.

Easy E
12-05-2005, 03:40 PM
Any chance the player read the "raise TO $127" as raising all-in $127 more? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Does that happen online if you're not paying attention, or are things too obvious for that to happen?

To the replier who said "chip dumping"- why would you dump chips in a cash game? Unless this is an obvious sarcasm reply/joke... /images/graemlins/confused.gif

12-05-2005, 05:22 PM
...why would you dump chips in a cash game?

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To circumvent bonus-clearing requirements, if the room in question deposits the bonus right away, and only restricts your cashing it out before meeting the rollover.

Or if you hacked into someone else's account, and want his money.

In neither case would you put this play on in a multi-way pot, as described above. It's much more likely that the bettor couldn't beat the board, and didn't want to turn his cards up.