View Full Version : omg i cant believeit president announces war on masterbation

03-06-2003, 03:22 PM

Billy LTL
03-06-2003, 06:48 PM
Damn. Does this mean I have to find a ladyfriend?

Ray Zee
03-06-2003, 11:56 PM
yes its a terrible thing to try to outlaw chewing your food properly. who does he think he is.

03-07-2003, 10:52 AM
I have to admit, I was fooled. The website really looks official. Good stuff, but I still prefer The Onion.

03-07-2003, 10:54 AM
I liked your reply before you edited it. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

03-07-2003, 10:59 AM
Well, you gotta admit, whitehouse.org looks a lot like whitehouse.gov

Shame on you guys for trying to snow me before I've had my coffee.

03-07-2003, 11:15 AM
what do u mean?

03-07-2003, 11:22 AM
First time I read the article, I actually thought it was real and posted just that. Once I realized it was all a joke (duh), I tried to retract my comment, but Irish had already caught my pre-coffee idiocy. Doh.

03-07-2003, 11:45 AM
'Once I realized it was all a joke '

you mean it was all a joke? homeland security, condition orange threat level, p.a.t.r.i.o.t. act repealing the bill of rights, torture being promoted as a good thing, plans on news to shut down all cities in case of single smallpox attack, bush saying we will preemptively wage war (including nukes) just in case?

ok i can believe that but i think this as well as ashcroft ordering nude statues to be robed are real.