View Full Version : what do the French call?????

02-17-2003, 06:01 PM
/forums/images/icons/blush.gif what do the french call a direct nuclear hit on Paris??

ans: further proof the weapons inspections are helping....

also they are pissed...no time to throw their rifles down and run...gl /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif /forums/images/icons/club.gif

02-17-2003, 06:28 PM
US State Department quote "Bringing the French with you in a war is like bringing an accordian to shoot ducks."

Chris Alger
02-18-2003, 02:59 AM
What do you call 100,000 French with their hands in the air?

The army.

Why are their no longer fireworks at EuroDisneyland?

Every time they went off Paris surrendered.

Why did the French plant trees along the Champs-Elysee?

So the Germans could march in the shade.

In how many western democracies (including Israel) do public opinion polls indicate majority support for a U.S. invasion to make Iraq a democracy without further authorization from the Security Council?

Zero. Now that's funny.

02-18-2003, 03:34 PM
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, because it's never been tried.

For sale: One genuine French Army rifle.
Never fired, been dropped once.

jokes I heard attributed to the U.S. House Majority Whip