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09-08-2001, 04:00 PM
Browsing Everything Vince

The Report Card...

The SPM read something on "Other Topics" concerning Vince Lepore (VL). It indicated that VL had a new forum. The SPM misunderstood and thought VL had his own poker web site. However, during a poker game at Hollywood Casino, Aurora, IL the SPM was informed, VL had his own forum on 2+2. How cool is that thought the SPM. So the SPM decided to browse the forum to see what all the fuss was about.

Reading posts from August 29, 2001 to September 7, 2001 took some time. When one reads at mph, with a retention of 2.50. (Retention rated from 1-10 with ten being full retention). The overall look of the forum was similar to Other Topics. The forum headed by the legendry VL was a selection post covering appointments to meet the one and only VL at casino's around the country. It included a manners section on how to sneeze at the poker table, also a very comprehensive heads up formula that was over the heads of most mortal poker players. The forum Head Liner VL even went to another forum and grabbed an interesting post to help expand posting subjects on his forum.

Some posts by the super star himself included, one post which re-phased a line from the movie Patton. Who said while beating Rummel, in a battle in Africa, "I read your book!You..." VL was talking about how easy Slansky is to read in a poker game, because everyone has read his books. Another post concerning lost but not found hats belonging to VL and hat gifts to VL. A Poster other than VL, even posted of sad good bye to a posters handle and one poster wanted to know who VL was and how did he rate his own forum.

The Everything Vince forum, showed that VL has lots of loyal friends, and he is very popular. but something is missing. The occasional post that challenged VL on some level, went un-answered. At best the letter f was used for an uninspired response from VL. The name of this forum should probably be change to "Everyone Loves Vince." The Head Liner VL has created a Disney version of Other Topics.

What is missing from this forum is the real VL. The VL we know, love and respect has been deleted from this forum. Where is the biting comments full of sarcasm and wit. Where is the crusader who lets no stone un-turned in the search for his own personal perception of the truth. No slam dunks to poster who challenge this former legend known as VL.

Receiving his own forum has unfortunately taken the sting out of his posts. He has been turned into Mr Congeniality a very sorry state of affairs. Fortunately he can correct the problem and put some zing into his forum, he has the talent. What 2+2 doesn't need is another Other Topic look a like.

SPM,...bring back the real VL...

09-08-2001, 04:42 PM
Okay Vince,

I know I may have put my head on the chopping block, with my first post on your new forum. However, I believe you have a talent that has not been taped by your new forum. I expected much more and got less. My comments were not meant to hurt only to help. As you can see I am in fear of now being assassinated.

Possibly what Everything Vince needs is a mission statement. Just having a look alike forum is beneath your abilities. Congrats on the new forum and good luck in making it a fun place to visit.

SPM,...play long and prosper...

09-08-2001, 07:08 PM

09-08-2001, 08:14 PM
"What is missing from this forum is the real VL. "

SPM is corret, sadly. I've noticed it myself that on this forum I'm half the myself I used to be, maybe even .25. I guess that means if I had wit before as SPM states then now I'm a half wit. I believe it is because guys like Glover and Haley and M and Weideman and Mathguydirk something or other, are now afraid of me. So besides the fact that they can't stand me they don't come over here cause they are afraid that I am now too powerful to mess with. Yes I used to get kicks out of jumping on their game theory buttocks' all the time.

I'm lying, it's noone's fault but my own. SPM is of course correct. I'm a freakin wimp ass kisser on my own forum. Why I am even nice to Rick Nebiolo. Do you know how hard that is for me. I mean was hard for me. My new wimp ass self thinks it's easy being nice. Ugh! I never was one to patronize anyone because of their purported stature. That's why Sklansky and Malmuth got it from me as much as Glover and Weideman.

No I did not know what I was getting into when I asked for my own forum. I have definitely had second thoughts about continuing. I have not faithfully discussed my trip prepartions like I thought I would. And I have sounded like mr nice wimp ass "I love you all" here on my forum. Ego again. I wanted this forum to be a success so I changed into Alice Blue gown. I tell you I agree with SPM. I suck!

Oh, thanks to SPM for letting everyone that "loves" me, as he claims, know just how big an ass I am. One other thing SPM, please show me a post of mine in which I use the f... word. I don't think so. Of course sometimes I us the letter f alone but it stands for freakin. That's all.


09-08-2001, 08:22 PM

I tolerate everything that people say, I always have. I appreciate your comments. I try and respond here the same way I do on any forum. The problem may not all my fault. Most peolpe, almost all, that post here are courteous and do not contradict what I say to the umph degree. I think if they did, if they attacked me here as elsewhere I would sick them and bite down hard. It looks like I got more than I bargained for with this forum. I got respect. That might be a good thing but it might not be. Kind of like, be careful for what you ask for you may get it.

Will you (please) introduce yourself should I ever make it back to Chi town to play poker even if I do not regain my wonderful person status?


09-08-2001, 11:42 PM
***One other thing SPM, please

show me a post of mine in which I use the f... word. I don't think so***

I think he was refering to your response to the guy who posted his findings about who "Vince Lepore" was according to google, where you answer was "f", that is, the Renshi of the 6th dan.

On a side note as far as that is concerned, when I typed in "Vince Lepore", the first hit google gave me was a post from the Gambling Archive from August of last year called "The Ballad of Vince Lepore".

09-09-2001, 11:22 AM
It would be my pleasure to introduce myself to you, should you ever come to the Chicago area. However, I will need to have my security team search you for any un-lawful weapons of distrution. After posting the report card, I have been looking over my shoulder every where I go. All my childern have had their phone numbers changed and my wife has post a securetiy guard at my basement door.

SPM,...play long and posper...

09-09-2001, 11:46 AM

Ask and you shall recieve. There is another post you responded to that has the same basic answer. You had an opportunity with both posts to bring out the Big Vince Guns. With all the letter combinations in the alf-bet you choose f.). Your loyal readers expect more.

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Re: Curious and ignorant.

Posted By: vince Lepore

Date: Wednesday, 5 September 2001, at 12:06 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Curious and ignorant. (Nusseman)



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Vince, you do not suck! Your just a little corn fussed with your new Star Status. Write that mission statement and we will all flock to your forum. Just for the fun of reading your messages that will be on the cutting edge of brilliant, I am sure.

SPM,...eyes wide open ready to read with anticipation...

09-09-2001, 11:48 AM
"All my childern have had their phone numbers changed and my wife "

We NEVER go after the family members, especially children. They are safe. You, well we shall see what we shall see. Si?