View Full Version : Mitch Hedberg

06-24-2005, 08:02 PM
is on Comedy Central tonight at 8:30 (at least in the NYC market)

06-24-2005, 08:05 PM

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."

"I think pringles original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up. But pringles is a laid back company, they said [censored] it cut 'em up"

06-24-2005, 11:44 PM
"I once owned an ant farm, them ant's aint grown [censored]"..."And if i pull your legs off you look like snowmen"

"Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright."


06-24-2005, 11:48 PM
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

May he RIP

06-25-2005, 04:02 AM
This guy is jokes.