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exist
06-23-2005, 09:39 AM
the grandpa had a machete but decided not to use it. HERE (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=2&u=/nm/20050622/od_nm/kenya_leopard_dc)

jakethebake
06-23-2005, 09:41 AM
Don't mess with grandpa.

-Skeme-
06-23-2005, 09:57 AM
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As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

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Patrick del Poker Grande
06-23-2005, 09:58 AM
I'm trying to figure out a way to work "cat got your tongue?" into some sort of joke here, but I'm not seeing it. Anyone?

exist
06-23-2005, 10:04 AM
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As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.


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the grandpa had a machete but decided not to use it.

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the leopard was wasted, any machete work was totally unnecessary.

-Skeme-
06-23-2005, 10:05 AM
If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

kurosh
06-23-2005, 10:07 AM
I'm... speechless.

jakethebake
06-23-2005, 10:09 AM
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If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

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I'm guessing lots and lots and lots of bleeding. It probably choked on the blood.

bronzepiglet
06-23-2005, 11:04 AM
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If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

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I'm guessing lots and lots and lots of bleeding. It probably choked on the blood.

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Ah, now I can picture it. Good thing those 'cat' tongues got grip on them.

Blarg
06-23-2005, 03:35 PM
Jeez, that is one of the freakiest things I've ever heard of in my life.

I'm amazed the guy could do it, especially without just getting his hand bitten off instantly.

I just started a book by Jim Corbett about a leopard that killed and ate hundreds of people. This guy getting really pulled off an amazing feat.