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09-20-2001, 11:37 AM
Collateral damage due to Hold'em gluttony is the additional expense charged to Hold'em Junkies. Closing a Casino in the Mid West with no rewards, only lighter pockets, does not make for a happy camper. The SPM returned to his Suburban life as Basement Man on Wednesday morning after 12 + hours of Hold'em gluttony. It was 5:30 a. m. when he walked into his suburban basement office. He was charged with the duties of running a mail order business that requires someone to answer the phone. Mrs Suburban Wife is a critical care B.S.N. RN who works hard and refuses to answer the business line. She says she doesn't know what to say, that's when Basement Man figure out what the B.S. in B.S.N. means, Born Stupid. However, in all other ways she is a Hold'em Junkies best friend and loving wife. She's just telephone challenged.


Some would say it would be a good idea for Basement Man to catch a few hours of sleep before the phone begins to ring. However, his alter ego SMP was under the impression he had loyal readers on 2+2 and did not want to disappoint them. So he spent 4 hours creating a short story concerning the life and times of SPM. Then he started answering the phone, finally at 8:00 p.m. Wednesday sleep was granted.


Thursday morning SPM started his day racing to 2+2 to check the views of his posts. Because very few stop to post a message. What he found broke is heart. Thousand of Posters lead by the Word Counter General Ray Zee were up in arms concerning the length of the SPM's posts. We could write more concerning this recent turn of events. However we are trying to cut down, for fear of further retaliation.


SPM,...feeling there's more to say...

09-20-2001, 12:19 PM
sorry spm, i didnt know you had been sent to spend your free time in the basement. now i understand it all. use a good teflon spray on your keys so they dont rust from the dampness.


ray zee feeling so bad for the spm

09-20-2001, 03:06 PM
I'm having trouble accessing my favorite site, "Sprinks", today. Maybe you could help me log on? thanks! (heh)

09-20-2001, 06:02 PM
SPM,


I didn't critisize the length of your posts. My peeve is that you tend to take the long way home when it comes to getting to the point.


Vince

09-20-2001, 06:22 PM
i use a genuine spm post as a test if i am ready to play competitive he.....if i stay focussed with good mental acuity thru a true major spm work...well then i am ready...if i cannot stay on track...i skip the poker and cook for the wife...with plenty of treats for the pooches...if your posts shorten up or become lame....well no good for scalfie....gl


write long..and avoid carpal tunnel...gl

09-20-2001, 06:55 PM
I can't believe you called someone out in the parking lot at foxwoods. I know I should post this in the vince forum, but your an idiot. I hope your post was purely sarcasm, and not fact. No doubt your fat ass would of got kicked. I have a big problem with people threatening violence at the poker table. Just walk away.


that is all,


dannyboy :o)

09-21-2001, 06:00 AM
While I won't say Vince's actions (according to his post) were reasonable, per se, he says the other guy asked him to go outside first, and he also admits that he was in a frayed emotional state due to recent events, so I think he can be forgiven for wanting to hit someone.

09-21-2001, 10:16 PM
I didn't critisize the length of your posts. My peeve is that you tend to take the long way home when it comes to getting to the point.


Excutive Forum Leader Vince, I know you would never critisize a Celbrity and I'd get to the point faster if I knew what it was... I know the General's will is to strong for most Posters to go against him. You however, tried... :-)


SPM,...play long and prosper...

09-21-2001, 10:36 PM
I agree...were's the meat...


SPM,...play long an prosper...