View Full Version : Let's Make Afghanistan America's 51st State

09-17-2001, 03:16 AM
That should fix the problem. We could start moving in as soon as next month. Who could stop us, the Tariban? In two years we'll be watching Tiger Woods playing a golf tournament at America's 1st annual Afghan Open.

09-17-2001, 09:07 AM
And you thought the voting in Florida was screwed up?

09-17-2001, 11:02 PM
Minor problem in the 25 million Afghani citizens, but I'm sure you havea solution for that too.

09-18-2001, 02:25 AM
We'll tuck them away in canyons, caves, and cliffs. Out of sight, out of mind....at least until they start putting up casinos.

09-18-2001, 05:08 PM
Hmmm, maybe a casino economy is just what the struggling country needs to give it well needed economic boost. Sin will be the way to salvation!