View Full Version : Statistics Joke

10-18-2002, 05:18 AM
Three Statisticians go out duck hunting.

they get out, and find a spot to sit and wait for the birds to come flyin (im improvising here, i don't know shite about hunting. bear with me).

after a few minutes, a duck come flying towards them. the First Statistician takes aim, and the other two watch through their binoculars. they both see him miss just low of the target.

the Second Statistician gets up and takes a crack at the duck while 1 and 3 look on. they both watch him miss just high of the duck.

Statisitican 3 throws his gun down, jumps up and yells 'WooHoo, we got him, boys!!'

Mike Haven
10-19-2002, 11:34 AM

10-20-2002, 06:54 AM
hey. was it really that bad?

Mike Haven
10-20-2002, 08:56 AM
j/k - i thought your joke was funny

didn't you think the poll was funny? /forums/images/icons/blush.gif i guess i should work on my sensitivity skills for when someone tells a joke - pardon me

10-21-2002, 04:51 AM
actually, i thought the poll was great. super funny. and don't worry about me. i've got a sack. i can take a little criticism.